Celebrate St. Skeletor’s Day
February 15th - every year.
Devoted to the total destruction of love.
- If anyone is seen holding hands on this unholy day, you are allowed to push them both in a puddle
- Anyone who has had sex this calendar year gets put in solitary confinement
- If you are in a relationship that you are not happy about, on St Skeletor’s day you are allowed to just walk away from it, with no explanations, no repercussions, no reparations
No gifts should be purchased for this day, no greeting cards, do nothing special.